Friday, November 4, 2016

girl vig joke of day

Hello kids today I am here with another joke for you today we have selected it best we will be waiting for your comments so that we can know about your thoughts


joke of the day for kids 

Boy: I want to play with your hairs
Girl: after pulling her vig . keep it and please give back to before university time :p


Thursday, November 3, 2016

Judge Joke of the day

Hello this is a joke about a judge and we are declaring it, joke of day because it is very funny.


The judge to the accused: "You are accused of driving your neighbors to the forest, where they have been terribly beaten." Have not you gone too far, accused? " Answer: "Yes, it is true, Herr Richter, I should have done it before in the meadow!"

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

girl and boy kid joke of the day

Hello friends please tell use are you liking our joke we post one daily after selecting best for kids
please tell use are you liking our jokes or not?

today joke of the day


Girl: do you want to become sun in my life?
boy: yes!! yes!! how can I become?
Girl: go away as much sun is away :)





Tuesday, November 1, 2016

best kids joke of the day

I am here with a great joke of today just enjoy it :)


Joke

A scholar named jacob become sitting in elegance inside the destiny and the trainer walked with the resource of and he requested her "how do you placed an elephant inside the refrigerator?" the trainer stated "i don't know, how?" jacob then stated "you open the door and placed it in there!" then jacob requested the teacher some other query "how do you placed a girraffe within the fridge?" the instructor then answered "ohh i recognise this one, you open the door and placed it in there?" jacob said "no, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you surely positioned it in there." then he asked a few different query..."all the animals went to the lions birthday celebration, besides one animal, which one modified into it?" the teacher a piece burdened and said "the lion?" then the pupil stated "no,the girraffe because of the reality he's nevertheless in the refrigerator." then he requested her without a doubt one more question...."if there can be a river full of alligators and you desired to get at some stage in it,how might you" the teacher then says "you'll stroll over the bridge." then jacob says "no, you would swim throughout due to the fact all the alligators are on the lions party!" she laughs and walks away.